Drunk On Christmas lyrics - Big & Rich

Christmas is a time, a special time of year

With peace and joy and happiness and, wonderment and cheer

Opening your presents underneath the tree

And spending countless hours with your family

That's why I'm drinking drinking drinking

I'm gonna drink all day

I'm coming home for Christmas and my family's insane

Just got to make it through the day

And there's no other way

I'm gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

So I can't be sober when I'm over, everyone's bipolar

So cut the crap and get some Jack and put it in my soda

And make it strong enough to put a reindeer in a coma

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

I'm heading home for the Holiday season

My dad has a stick up his butt for some reason

My mother and my sister, they're no longer speaking

And me, I'm drinking

Rumple Minze by the shot

Gin and tonic, yeah why not

Black and Tan, that's my jam

Irish whiskey I will slam

Jägermeister, Hefenweisser

Stella, Stoli and Budweiser

Santa, Santa, Santa, I've got the family blues

Just fill my stocking full of vodka, any brand you choose

I need some Christmas spirit, and by spirit I mean booze

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk on Christmas

Gonna get drunk, drunk, drunk...

On Christmas Day